My phone almost

ran out of battery in the Bookstore. Luckily, there is a phone charging station.

BTA: Hall Ball

Rob's coming

better brush my teeth.

Murphy's Mission

"You know, your main objective here should be to avoid the falling helicopters..." -Brett

BTA: Things that are Awesome

We'd like to hear from you.

Especially me. Comments on my posts seem to be scarce. I don't know why this is. Maybe my followers are too intimidated by my exquisite vocabulary full of exotic sesquipedalians. Maybe they are racist because they are not black. Whatever the case, please feel very free to comment on this post. In fact, I exhort you to comment below. Please. Please. Please.

Delay

Sorry for the delay in Between Two Arms episodes! I'm working as hard and as fast as I can. You can expect the next episode tonight, so be ready....

I need...

to have the latest post on my blog.

Special Announcement

At time of writing, we have exactly as many pageviews as the year today! Exactly 2012 pageviews. And do you know how we feel? We feel happy of ourselves.

Babies

I hope you thought of Monica's voice when you read the title.

Sunday

I'm just about ready to go to church. I'm mostly dressed. I just need to put my shoes on. It's snowing outside. Not inside. Isn't that funny that every Sunday it snows? For at least the last two Sundays it has done this. It's strange because during the week it is warm and sunny. In fact, I am starting to get a nice tan on my legs. This is so strange for February. I guess the world is planning on ending later this year.
My old slob roommate, Steven Baird has been in regular correspondence with me. Yesterday I received a letter by mail from him. That was a pleasant surprise. He is really spiritual now. I especially like one line of his letter that made me cry: "No forgetting about me and make sure to stay awesome!" He would also like everyone to know he holds his district record for most dear elders received in one day. Congrats broseph.
Welp, that's mostly all I have to say for now. Have a good day and remember...Every toenail clipping has its story!

Between Two Arms: Do You See the Green?

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Between Two Arms: Patent Not Pending

Moola

As soon as we get 20 followers we will start accepting monetary donations.

T Creeeeeeezy

Sick!

Ok, I wanted to come out and officially apologize for being sick lately. I am the one that sits on the right side of the couch in the videos in case you were wondering. I came down with some nasty sicknesses lately, and as much as I take comfort between those two arms I have been unable to film lately.

Don't hate me, I just don't want to get you all sick.

Between Two Arms Season 2

The season opener of Between Two Arms, the second season, will be coming shortly. It will be cool. Just a few teasers...

Between Two Arms
Season 2!
Find out the true identity of someone you thought was false...
Explore the nicest couch in provo...
Romance...
Bromance...
Find out who locked the door...
And who swallowed the key...
Learn how to make a quesadilla...
Find out who left the stove on...
and much more...

who changed the font?

Skipped Episode :(

Dear Between Two Arms Viewers,  
       Unfortunately tragedy has stricken again.

Due to an unexpected illness, we had to cancel the Wednesday episode. But don't cry. It's OK. No one is dying... I hope. We'll be back soon with more BTA. We've got a few announcements to make and a few tricks up our sleeve. Trust me, this next episode is gonna be great! But until then, you can laugh about this video instead.

Between Two Arms: You Are My Sunshine

BTA: Did Somebody Say Georgia? Feat. Alex Ober

Just Brett eh he

Between Two Arms: Music Video

Apply Now! bta-guest.blogspot.com

1000 views!!!

We just hit 1000 views!! To commemorate, here is a long overdue quote:

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Monica: It's like 9 months between the super bowl and college football season!!
Mike: That's like a baby away!
Bryant: Mike, you realize you just put Monica's two favorite things in the same sentence.
Monica: Football and Babies :)

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BTA: Between New Arms

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Click here to apply: "I want to apply to star on your ridiculously awesome show!!!!"

Between Two Arms: LBD

Arguing, as Usual

Between Two Arms: WOW

Between Two Arms: Pilot

Sports Center: Steelers 35, Titans 34

A Taste of My Life: Anthropology Lab

Horchata

Murphy, while drinking horchata (rice, cinnamon, and milk): "You know what this tastes like? Cinnamon and rice!"

Did you tell him they were the Lord's chips?