Imagine French Toast

Today after my morning run (which started at my bedroom and ended at my bathroom), I made the conscious decision to make and eat French toast. I did so, using bread, eggs, and other ingredients. I immersed the bread in the mixture of egg and other ingredients. I suppose this is why this toast is called French. I used a pan and a stove to heat it up. Then, I ate four French toasts. It was my first time doing this here at college. I enjoyed it. What did I learn from this? you may ask. Nothing. All I did was make French toast and eat it. It's not like a read a book or had a trying life experience. I merely made some delicious French toast and ate it. Maybe someday you will join me.